Carly Marie. 17. Street fighter. Cat enthusiast. Band geek. Mind reader.
i think it is not insignificant that this guy only got a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs that means nine out of ten bugs would not hug this dude is that something you really want to brag about
Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
I love general admission concerts bc the people at the front aren’t based on how much money u have. it’s who cared enough to sit outside the venue for hours just to see their favorite band up close
im not even a wallflower i’m more like the blade of grass that hasn’t been watered in 17 years